Society today appears to be coming unglued at the seams.  However, this is part of the reality of entropy  -- things are always naturally moving towards randomness.  Much of any society is based not on randomness, but organization.  As society becomes more and more collectively organized by a centralized government, there is a subsequent increase in random (mindless) activity in the opposite direction.  Some might call this the property of unintended consequences. It is never-the-less a real observation.  The individuals in society have less to be responsible for because of a greater collective effort to organize individuals into neat little cogs in the great social wheel.

    Tune in for an update at 6:00 of today's collective efforts to keep society together.  Get in your seat, grab the remote, turn on the tube and get your hit of collectivist goals for the day.  

Report	Goal of Report
Bill Clinton today declared that we need to care for our kids, so he wrote an executive order that says 'government will help care for our kids'.	Isn't Bill Clinton great?  He is doing so much for the family!
Bill Clinton declared today that racism is bad.  He signed an order to grant black teens more jobs.	Isn't Bill Clinton great, doesn't he care!
Bill Clinton mourned the passing of Will Rogers, a great man for his time?	Isn't Bill Clinton great?  He cares about everyone and everything!
Ken Starr and the Grand Jury was hearing secret testimony from Linda Trip today about Monica Lewinski's affair with Bill Clinton today.	Leave Bill alone! He is too great to do anything wrong!
Two people were shot today as they came out of a grocery store	If these crooks only followed Bill! These things wouldn't happen!

    Who is in charge here?  You, or Bill Clinton?  The reality is that Bill Clinton has done very little for anyone.  However, according to Goals BC, you are made to think Bill Clinton is even better than mother's milk.  Most of what people think he has done is a fabrication of the PRESSident (the liberal media).  Most of what Bill Clinton has really done has not provided a good example for society and this nation, but the goal of the media is not to make much of what Bill Clinton really stands for.  The PRESSident has put Bill Clinton into the director seat of many people's lives.  They no longer have to think about anything.  Their health care -- Bill Clinton will take care of it.  Their job -- Bill Clinton will take care of it.  Poor people -- Bill Clinton will take care of it.  Wiring Schools for the Internet -- Bill Clinton will take care of it.  Fixing schools -- Bill Clinton will take care of it.  Problem is, none of this is Bill's responsibility.  These are all individual responsibilities that the PRESSident wants you to think you don't have to think or worry about anymore -- because we have Bill Clinton.

    Individualism is dead, didn't you hear?  Bill declared it so -- today!  So go out, grab a rubber, grab a member of the opposite sex, and have some fun! Bill is showing you the way!