Barrel Tricks

     Unlike previous barrel riding politicians, our current President isn't afraid to sit down and belly up to the bar with the PRESSident. "The show must go on, but why not make it more interesting?" he asks. He plops down the script for the next round on the barrel, has a quick swig and heads over to the private Presidential polling pub while the PRESSident pours over the scrip, each looking for the best angle on the President's next barrel trick...